The Frontstretch: Top 10 Rejected Acts from SPEED's "Fast Track to Fame" by Doug Turnbull -- Wednesday April 7, 2010

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Top 10 Rejected Acts from SPEED's "Fast Track to Fame"

Doug Turnbull · Wednesday April 7, 2010

 

10. DW looking into a mirror and singing, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who’s the best announcer of them all?”

9. Michael Waltrip saying every sponsor he’s ever had in reverse alphabetical order.

Oreo, Best Western, Aaron’s… crap, which ones am I forgetting?

8. Denny Hamlin and Carl Edwards displaying mixed ultimate Frisbee and basketball skills.

7. A selection of magic tricks from legendary NASCAR commentator and noted pacifist Bill Weber.

6. Tony Stewart eating 45 Martinsville hot dogs in 10 minutes.

5. ZZ Top.

4. Kyle Petty.

3. Jeremy Mayfield, a lighter, and some cough medicine.

2. Kevin Conway’s tripod trick.

1. NASCAR getting on stage and holding a town hall meeting to get helpful feedback from its cherished fans.

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Simon
04/07/2010 06:54 PM
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1A, Doug’s stand up routine.