The Frontstretch: Top 10 Things DW Plans to Do Now That FOX's NASCAR Coverage is Over For 2010 by Doug Turnbull -- Wednesday June 2, 2010

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10. Sew more elastic into his dress pants.

9. Tan. Apply Just for Men. Shower. Repeat.

“You sound a lot like ol’ DW.”

8. Continue “Gas ‘N’ Go” with Chris Myers and Jeff Hammond by eating at their favorite Mexican restaurant every Friday.

7. Talk. And talk. And talk.

6. Coach Macy Waltrip on how to coax Michael into letting her drive the ol’ Aaron’s Dream Machine.

5. Take clogging lessons in hopes of landing a spot on Fast Track to Fame.

4. Talk Phil Parsons into letting him start and park the No. 55 for a race or two.

3. Twitter Dale Earnhardt, Jr.’s cell phone number.

2. Prepare his pitch to the fans for why he should be voted into the NASCAR Hall of Fame.

1. Write his Hall of Fame acceptance speech for next year.

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noel_w
06/02/2010 09:56 AM
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Good list, Doug.

I don’t know about you, but for me the travesty that has been DW “in the booth” has sullied the legend that was DW “on the track.”
The only item you left off the list was working on why Mikey should be inducted into the hall of fame.

acrim
06/02/2010 03:23 PM
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I’m sure he’ll spend his time working on some cheap angle for self promotion with his hukster brother, Michael POS Waltrip – The Worst Driver in NA$CAR, Period!

DT
06/02/2010 03:58 PM
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“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

Rocky
06/02/2010 08:46 PM
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11. Don’t go away mad, just GO AWAY!!!