The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! All-Star Race 2009 Edition by Kurt Smith -- Monday May 18, 2009

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Our own Kurt Smith may have a little too much time on his hands, but at least he’s willing to give some of his boundless energy to the Frontstretch! Here he clues you, the readers, in on what’s really going on in the photos that captured NASCAR’s 2009 edition of the All-Star Race. He also asked us to apologize to Joey Logano for the wisecrack, too… since he thinks Joey’s a fine young man. But it was too good for him not to use…

With that, sit back, scroll down, and enjoy this week’s edition of our new Frontstretch Funnies!

“All-RIGHT!! One million bucks! Now I can afford that Russian chick in the commercial!”

“Hey, did I hear an ice cream truck? Million schmillion, Letarte, I’m gettin’ me some ICE CREEEEEAAAM!!!”

“I want to thank Tony Stewart for helping me celebrate my newfound freedom with a cool million for Stewart Haas. Now, does anyone know where I can find an ethical accountant?”

“Move it! Tony forgot his Old Spice again! Go, go, go! Let’s get out of here now!”

“Look, Max can do sponsor’s pink bunny too! What? It’s lizard and not bunny? Scusa tanto Geico!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, now emerging from the Sprint Excessive Hype Chamber…”

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