The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Dover, May 2009 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday June 3, 2009

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Dover, May 2009

Kurt Smith · Wednesday June 3, 2009

 

Well we at the Frontstretch hope you enjoyed this last weekend’s events at Dover Downs. As part of our newest weekly feature, the Foto Funnies section gives you a behind the scenes look at the pictures that told the Monster Mile’s story!

Read on, laugh away, and we’ll see you at Pocono, race fans!

“I’m thrilled to have won the…uh…what’s the name of that beer again?”

“Welcome to the first ever car/human relay race at Dover Speedway!”

“FINALLY, I have a sponsor! To think all I needed was to use some teeth whitener!”

“Very funny Addy, hiding my keys under the car!”

“Unfortunately, cord-wear isn’t covered under our 20-lap protection plan.”

“Here’s my Monster pose. URRRRNNGH! Uh-oh…hurry up with that photo!”

“Junior, shouting fast food orders into my headphones is only funny the first couple of times, ok?”

“Oh man, Jimmie’s got a big ol’ nose goblin hanging there…don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh!”

“OUCH!!! Got pinched by that damn window crank AGAIN!”

“Hey guys, I know it’s hard to find women for the wet T-shirt contests, but this don’t work too well, remember?”

“If you need me, I’ll be in the men’s room. Old Spice is giving me an extra $10 an hour to hand out towels at the track!”

“I said I needed a new helmet, not a freakin’ Battlestar Galactica mask. Are things THAT tight at EGR?”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh-aaaaaaaaahhh-CHOOOO!!!!!!”

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