The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Pocono, June 2009 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday June 10, 2009

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Pocono, June 2009

Kurt Smith · Wednesday June 10, 2009

 

Greetings, Race Fans! Well, Tony Stewart finally cemented his status as a legitimate owner/driver, keeping the egg under the gas pedal for another win at Pocono Raceway! Meanwhile, the Frontstretch collected some photos from the weekend’s events, and we’re sharing the inside story with you. Hope you enjoy the “insight,” and we’ll see you in Michigan!

“Is that Les Paul holding a ‘Kyle Sucks’ sign? We’ll see about that!”

“Stand over there and watch, Junior? That’s the last time McGrew gets into Whisky River without the cover.”

“No, Denny, you’re not gonna ‘FedEx Kyle a knuckle sandwich’! Anyone could have put the M&M’s in your fuel line!”

“TARGET? Hey, wait a minute! This isn’t the 14! Get the hell out of here Montoya!”

“Phew! Man, Tony, that one was juicy.”

”Holy mama, you seen this Danica video? Hey, we got any development cars?”

“If I take off out of the garage fast enough, they won’t be able to read the ‘Hoosier’.”

“That’s it, relax Junior. Breathe…find your happy place…OK, now…visualize the 88 sign…”

“There goes one of them Pennsylvania Amish folk. Looks like that guy there likes your beard, Vickers!”

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Gordon82Wins
06/10/2009 08:43 AM
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The Junior one is classic!