The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Pocono, June 2009 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday June 10, 2009

Go to site navigation Go to article

The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Pocono, June 2009

Kurt Smith · Wednesday June 10, 2009

 

Greetings, Race Fans! Well, Tony Stewart finally cemented his status as a legitimate owner/driver, keeping the egg under the gas pedal for another win at Pocono Raceway! Meanwhile, the Frontstretch collected some photos from the weekend’s events, and we’re sharing the inside story with you. Hope you enjoy the “insight,” and we’ll see you in Michigan!

“Is that Les Paul holding a ‘Kyle Sucks’ sign? We’ll see about that!”

“Stand over there and watch, Junior? That’s the last time McGrew gets into Whisky River without the cover.”

“No, Denny, you’re not gonna ‘FedEx Kyle a knuckle sandwich’! Anyone could have put the M&M’s in your fuel line!”

“TARGET? Hey, wait a minute! This isn’t the 14! Get the hell out of here Montoya!”

“Phew! Man, Tony, that one was juicy.”

”Holy mama, you seen this Danica video? Hey, we got any development cars?”

“If I take off out of the garage fast enough, they won’t be able to read the ‘Hoosier’.”

“That’s it, relax Junior. Breathe…find your happy place…OK, now…visualize the 88 sign…”

“There goes one of them Pennsylvania Amish folk. Looks like that guy there likes your beard, Vickers!”

Contact Kurt Smith

DON’T LET THE FINAL WEEKEND OF SILLY SEASON PASS YOU BY!

The Frontstretch Newsletter’s got you covered all weekend long as Managing Editor Tom Bowles gives you all the latest news from Homestead. And if you don’t get the Newsletter… now’s your chance to sign up. It’s action-packed with the latest in breaking news, commentary, and driver features from your favorite writers … and it gets sent FREE right into your email inbox! Click here to jump on board with content you won’t see anywhere else on the site.

 

©2000 - 2008 Kurt Smith and Frontstetch.com. Thanks for visiting the Frontstretch!

 

Gordon82Wins
06/10/2009 08:43 AM
permalink

The Junior one is classic!