The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Infineon, June 2009 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday June 24, 2009

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Infineon, June 2009

Kurt Smith · Wednesday June 24, 2009


Hey race fans! Quite a show we saw at Infineon Raceway this past weekend, and if you enjoyed reading about it half as much as we’ve enjoyed writing about it, then we enjoyed it twice as much! In the meantime, we’ve brought you some more insight behind the photos scattered on the various pages of the Frontstretch! Take a look and we’ll see you at Loudon!

“They used the trophy for WHAT after the Miller Lite tasting?!?”

“If you thought THAT pole was impressive, wait till you see what’s behind the flag!”

“Conflict of interest, schmonflict of interest! The Copart team won the Copart 200 fair and square!”

“Wait! Wait! This is Nationwide, Carl! Save-A-Lot didn’t pay for the backflip!”

“Hey Shteve, I shampled a bit too much at that Gordon Winery hoshpitality tent. How fasht can I go in the pitsh again?”

“Best Buy and Insignia on board, and they still won’t let me put a subwoofer in! I told them, with tunes I’ll get into the top five!”

“Man, if that curb was just a little higher, I could totally get the General Lee action going!”

“What’s that sticker say? ‘Back off or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield?’ WTH?”

“I can’t get around him, Grubb. Think he’ll fall for the old ‘let me get my lap back’ trick?”

“No, Tony! I’m not gonna ‘tickle them’ for you! I don’t care if you did let me win! Let go!”

“Hey, peanut guy! Send one down here!”

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06/24/2009 10:57 PM

Wow. Those sucked.