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Greetings, Frontstretch Readers, and welcome back to the Frontstretch Funnies! Kurt Smith is in Las Vegas this week trying out his new card-counting technique … and this time, he insists he’ll remember not to move his lips. But since Kurt isn’t available to provide Daytona analysis right now, he gave us some cutting room floor stuff from previous Funnies editions. Hope you enjoy the analysis behind the photos!
“Hey, Carl, what was the name of that sponsor you used to have again? Heh heh heh!”
“You don’t think wearing this yellow M&M’s firesuit makes me look a little ‘funny,’ do you brother?”
Jimmie and Chad’s first appearance on Food Network’s Last Cake Standing was a great success…until they dropped the Dover Monster cake during the move.
“OK, you see that little platform all the way up and to the left, behind the tower? That’s your section. Thanks for taking advantage of the ‘tough times’ ticket price discount, sir! Enjoy the race!”
“Oh boy, Dad’ll never lend me the keys again now!”
“I love you too Chad, but you’re not getting my Bud Light.”
“No, you can’t have any of my Just For Men! Get your own!”
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