The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Pocono, August 2009 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday August 5, 2009

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Pocono, August 2009

Kurt Smith · Wednesday August 5, 2009


Welcome back to the Funnies page, Frontstretch Readers! The Frontstretch would like to congratulate Denny Hamlin and the No. 11 team for stepping up and delivering an emotional victory on Monday, Ron Hornaday for his incredible win streak, and also to Kyle Busch for yet another SECOND, SECOND, SECOND! With that out of the way, here’s the story behind some of the photos of the weekend…

“No I ain’t sayin’ cheese, Eury. I’m sick of you e-mailing pictures of me to the family and tellin’ ‘em where I’m at in the points!”

“Tony, wait! It’s a trap! There’s a beartrap next to the pizza box!”

”Look, Gus, I know you’re a Grape Nuts guy, but you gotta wear the Kellogg’s firesuit.”

“Oh, wait, give me my hat back! I thought you were Allen Bestwick!”

Kurt Busch finally learns the secret to defeating dishpan hands.

Truex bristled at the sight of the crash. As a New Jersey native, he knew all too well the legal hassles he was in for as an accident witness.

As you can see by the Busch brothers’ facial expressions, the M&M’s and Miller Lite at every family gathering is taking a toll on their intestines.

”Hold on. Leave the cover on the windshield. Tony freaks out when he sees the DuPont logo.”

Victor Reinz felt cheated after paying $20,000 to have his product name be “on the hood of the 48 car,” having never looked at the fine print in the contract.

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