The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Cutting Room Floor Edition 2 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday September 2, 2009

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Cutting Room Floor Edition 2

Kurt Smith · Wednesday September 2, 2009

 

Greetings Race Fans! Kurt Smith is on a much-needed vacation, but he managed to take the time to examine some of our backlog of photos, using his sense of perception to tell us what’s really going on. Enjoy!

“’Champion works the ticket booth’ policy? How come I never saw Jeff doing this?”

“Hey, Pattie, we’d appreciate it if you’d quit whipping it out every time someone took out a tape measure, OK? We get it!”

“WHOA! No wonder your voice is so deep!”

“Yeah, it’s my biggest fan. Ha ha. Real funny, Stewart.”

The head honchos of NASCAR pose for the cover of their upcoming hip-hop CD, “Cup Chasin’ Bitch”, featuring Darrell “Boogity Cent” Waltrip.

Clint Bowyer joyously celebrates his victory in the Jalapeno 250, still blissfully unaware of Subway’s customary but bruising “hot peppers in the winner’s shorts” prize.

Things can only get better for Jason Leffler after his victory in the Howard Jones lookalike contest!

“THE ROYAL JOCKSTRAP IS MINE!”

Junior and Waltrip once again get caught in the “Big One” … leaving them to wonder yet again about the infamous “Teresa Hex” promised by their former owner.

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09/02/2009 09:20 AM
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