The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Cutting Room Floor Edition by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday August 11, 2010

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Cutting Room Floor Edition

Kurt Smith · Wednesday August 11, 2010

 

Greetings Race Fans! Kurt Smith is on a much-needed vacation, but he managed to take the time to examine some of our backlog of photos, using his sense of perception to tell us what’s really going on in these classics from the last several years. Enjoy!

Past Editions:
Daytona
Chicagoland
Gateway
Indianapolis
Pocono

“’Champion works the ticket booth’ policy? How come I never saw Jeff doing this?”

“Hey, Pattie, we’d appreciate it if you’d quit whipping it out every time someone took out a tape measure, OK? We get it!”

“WHOA! No wonder your voice is so deep!”

“Yeah, it’s my biggest fan. Ha ha. Real funny, Stewart.”

The head honchos of NASCAR pose for the cover of their upcoming hip-hop CD, “Cup Chasin’ Bitch”, featuring Darrell “Boogity Cent” Waltrip.

Clint Bowyer joyously celebrates his victory in the Jalapeno 250, still blissfully unaware of Subway’s customary but bruising “hot peppers in the winner’s shorts” prize.

Things can only get better for Jason Leffler after his victory in the Howard Jones lookalike contest!

“THE ROYAL JOCKSTRAP IS MINE!”

Junior and Waltrip once again get caught in the “Big One” … leaving them to wonder yet again about the infamous “Teresa Hex” promised by their former owner.

Wednesday on the Frontstretch:
Did You Notice? … NASCAR’s Shrinking Field, Stealing Money, And Logistical Nightmares
A Chase Worth Catching: The Top 10 Tracks That Should Decide The Championship
Mirror Driving: Multi-Car=Bad?, Do Fans Care About Kahne?, And RCR A.D.
Beyond The Cockpit: Nelson Piquet, Jr. On A Fast F-1 To Stock Car Transition
Sprint Cup Power Rankings: Top 15 After Watkins Glen
Top 10 Ways Marcos Ambrose Can Screw Himself Out Of Ever Getting A Cup Win

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Did You Notice? … A Return To Richmond, Post-Spingate And Quick Hits
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