The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Cutting Room Floor Edition 3 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday September 1, 2010

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Cutting Room Floor Edition 3

Kurt Smith · Wednesday September 1, 2010

 

Editor’s Note: Frontstretch is proud to bring back the popular Foto Funnies! Every Wednesday, our Kurt Smith will take a handful of pictures from last weekend’s race and tell us what “really” happened in those Kodak moments.

Greetings Race Fans! Kurt Smith is on vacation this week, but he left us with yet another examination of our photo backlog. Enjoy, and Kurt will be back next week!

Past Editions:
Daytona
Chicagoland
Gateway
Indianapolis
Pocono
Michigan
Bristol

“Don’t look at me, Stewart! Remember? We don’t give any suspicion of meeting until the chatter dies down again! I’m working on a contract here!”

“OK, now he’ll see. Only thing faster than Juan’s car on pit road is Juan’s fist flying at the official.”

“Uh, Jeff, uh, oh crap I’m so nervous, uh, do you think, uh, maybe, you and I could be, uh, you know, buddies?”

“Friggin’ Gillette Young Guns. Hopefully I can keep this head cover on and no one will notice that ‘AJ’ ‘Dinger shaved into my hair. OK, look confident, look confident.”

“Good thing I can dislocate me shoulder, eh mate? Gets hard to reach that itch ‘down under’ in a hot racecar!”

“Uh-oh…shouldn’t have let that one go.”

“Oh crap, here comes Petty. Put your face shield down Denny.”

“Well, say what you will about the ratings, but I can tell you we were ahead of women’s poker for three of the last four weeks.”

As the difficult questions about the state of NASCAR continued to pour in from the Citizen Journalists, Mike Helton became dazed, feeling as though the room was spinning sideways.

Past Editions:
Daytona
Chicagoland
Gateway
Indianapolis
Pocono
Michigan
Bristol

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