The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Talladega, November 2009 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday November 4, 2009

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Talladega, November 2009

Kurt Smith · Wednesday November 4, 2009

 

Greetings, Race Fans! Welcome back to the Foto Funnies, where Kurt Smith tries to make some sense of the photos from that crazy show we saw at Talladega last weekend!

“Yeah, you’re number one too, NASCAR.”

“Sure, NOW you throw the yellow. Where the hell were you in Daytona?”

Talladega is much easier on spotters, who can play a recording of “three-wide” on the radio through most of the day.

“Hell if I know why Rick’s keeping Lance. Guess maybe he figures I can run mediocre with anyone — might as well be with someone who works cheap.”

“NO NO NO! Shut up! I don’t want to know where Jimmie finished!”

Roush shared a special moment with McMurray, three weeks before he had to fire him.

“Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the first ever 500-mile race featuring drivers with no sense of direction!”

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The Turnip!
11/04/2009 05:46 PM
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Gee, no picture of the tee shirt with Brian France on the front, and Mike Helton on the back?

DANG!

Nonetheless, good pics, accurate captions!