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Kurt Smith · Wednesday November 18, 2009
Hello again, race fans! As always, Kurt Smith has taken the time to analyze what’s going on in our database of photos from Phoenix, saying in just a few words what some think is worth a thousand. Enjoy it, and see you all next week after Homestead!
After successfully kidnapping the crew member for his uniform and sunglasses, Sterling Marlin’s disguise was almost complete. All that remained was to lure Stewart out of the car.
“Oh, yeah, the view is much better from THIS hill, Charlie. Don’t have to worry about Carl Edwards going into the crowd here! Gee, who’s that in that red dot down there?”
“OK Kevin, you win! I’ll get out of the way next time. Can we take the arm cuffs off now?”
With Teresa and Eury out of the picture, the cause of Junior’s spin was a mystery.
“I know Rick has to cut corners somewhere, Alan, but do we still have to get shoes from the bowling alley?”
“HEY! Who changed ‘champ’ to ‘chump’ on this trophy? HARVICK!!”
The ample quantities of Gatorade flowed freely in Victory Lane, but problems arose when it was discovered that the Phoenix infield had only one bathroom.
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