The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies - Fontana, October 2010 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday October 13, 2010

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies - Fontana, October 2010

Kurt Smith · Wednesday October 13, 2010

 

Editor’s Note: Frontstretch is proud to bring back the popular Foto Funnies! Every Wednesday, our Kurt Smith will take a handful of pictures from last weekend’s race and tell us what “really” happened in those Kodak moments. This week, we take a look at some highlights from the fourth weekend of Chasing a championship out in Fontana, California — with a few ARCA championship moments to boot…

As Andy Hillenburg paused with an open mouth to answer a question, a smartass reporter finally released the belch he had been building for a half-hour.

Hoping to introduce new angles to auto racing, the ARCA series recently pioneered the “Crew Member Butt-Cam.”

“I don’t care how cheap Orbitz is, you get your damn hovercraft out of my driver’s pit box!”

“Sorry, I thought ‘two outside’ meant my boobs were showing. I’ll get the hang of this.”

Finally, Conway exited the garage, weary of the sponsor jokes about “getting it up to speed” and “beating Johnson.”

Stewart managed to pull his arm back down quickly, obscuring the evidence that the Old Spice didn’t work as well as advertised.

Remember, when using Extenze, to resist the ever-common “pocket pool” urge.

“Definitely runs better with the passenger seat out. Good call Grubb.”

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