The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! - Martinsville, April 2011 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday April 6, 2011

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! - Martinsville, April 2011

Kurt Smith · Wednesday April 6, 2011

 

Editor’s Note: The Foto Funnies are back for 2011! Really! Every Wednesday, Kurt Smith takes a handful of pictures from the last NASCAR race and tells us what “actually” happened in the middle of those Kodak moments. This time, we take a look at the latest Sunday Showdown held at the sport’s smallest paperclip – Martinsville…

The large crowd left NASCAR cursing at the loss of another excuse reason to move the spring race to Casino Motor Speedway in Somewhere-Out-Of-The-Southeast, USA.

The Kyle Busch Smirk-O-Master Mouthpiece can be yours for just $18.95!

“Hey, Dale Jarrett! Oh…”

Experimenting with different tire-lifting form led to Red Bull’s secret new pit stop technique, nicknamed the “Double Hernia” by insiders.

“Nice pass, Happy. May want to keep your helmet on in Victory Lane though, ’K? Seeing a lot of cocked arms holding beer cans in the stands.”

After winning the week before in the Jimmy John’s car, Anheuser-Busch was pleased NASCAR listened to their “suggestion” that Harvick have winning horsepower while driving under the Budweiser colors.

2011 Past Editions:
Phoenix
Daytona
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