The Frontstretch: The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Phoenix, November 2011 by Kurt Smith -- Wednesday November 16, 2011

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The Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Phoenix, November 2011

Kurt Smith · Wednesday November 16, 2011


Editor’s Note: The Foto Funnies are back for 2011! Every Wednesday, Kurt Smith takes a handful of pictures from the last NASCAR race and tells us what “really” happened in those Kodak moments. This time, we take a look at some highlights from the weekend’s events at Phoenix…

“And Sam Hornish takes the check… SAM HORNISH? Who gave me the 2008 program? AND WHO IS IN THAT 12 CAR? WE’RE TELECASTING LIVE DAMMIT!!!”

“Not here, honey… remember the last time, when we got thrown out of the racetrack? Those pictures are still on the internet!”

“Whoa there, excuse me Mr. Reporter! You need Ford’s approval before you talk to our man Trevor here!”

“Pfft. Reutimann really says he can do better than me in the 18? He’s nuts, eh Joe? Uh, Joe?”

“Hey! Get out of here you &@^%!% $!(#% I’ll let you @#% (#!&^# know when you can #&!@ *&^!%@ around here! Oh, sorry, thought you were a crew member. The Pennzoil 22 looks really good today and I can’t thank the Penske guys enough.”

“And, watch closely… abracadabra! Behold the disappearing sponsor!”

“Great, it’s sticking to itself. Who went to the damn dollar store for the duct tape?!?!”

“Whoa, easy on the burnout, Kasey! Purple Heart won’t take the car with flat tires!”

“And we want to thank all of the other crew members that have just had their passes revoked.”

“Great teamwork, eh Kasey? You take the checkered, I don’t wreck you… winners all around!”

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