Promo code: Front
Find tons of cheap tickets to 2012 speedway races like Talladega NASCAR schedule, Brickyard 400 at Indy Motor Speedway, Coca Cola 600 Charlotte Motor Speedway tickets plus the full 2012 Monster Jam schedule

Don't miss this week's edition!
Frontstretch Podcast: November 18th Edition
Check in with Matt and Jay on their site at CareyandCoffey.com.
![]() |
||
|
|
![]() |
|
|
|
||
![]() |
||
|
|
||
![]() |
||
|
|
||
![]() |
||
|
|
||
![]() |
||
![]() |
||
|
|
| Subscribe to The Frontstretch Newsletter |
| Visit this group |
Miss out on your favorite driver's report card / season preview? Just click the link above and you can find them all archived together!
TweetTop Ten Things Said to Matt Kenseth by the Crazy Fan at The Glen
Jeff Meyer · Tuesday August 14, 2007
10. "Dude, I'm going to the beer tent. You need anything?"
9. "Hi Matt! My buddy bet me five bucks that I wouldn't run out here and meet you. Is he stupid or what!?"
8. "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a taxi."
7. "I'm Loren Wallace. Jack (Roush) sent me to tell you to get out! I'm gonna finish the race!"
6. "Wash your windshield for fifty cents!?"
5. "I'm Morgan, the NEW Kissing Bandit. I wanted Jeffy, but you'll have to do. Pucker up and give me a nice wet one, big boy!"
4. "Hey man, can you give me a ride to the bus stop?"
3. "‘Sup dude? My name's Shane…eh…Hmiel! Yeah, that's it, Shane Hmiel. I just wanted to see one of these cars up close and meet a real race car driver …..uhhhhh…….oh, now I remember…..you got any EZ Widers?"
2. "Hey man, you got a cordless screw gun in here? I'm trying to fix the awning on my camper and I thought, well…since it said ‘Dewalt Tools ON the car… I thought I'd take a chance."
1. "Hi Matt. Thomas Bowles, Managing Editor with Frontstretch.com here…you got a minute? I'd just like to ask you a few questions if I may…"
Thursday on the Frontstretch:
MPM2Nite: NASCAR’s Summer of Discontent
The Twitter NASCAR Revolution – A Trivial Pursuit?
Truckin’ Thursdays: A Look Back at Five Different Victors
Potts’ Shots: New Car Nuances And Goodbye To An Old Friend
Dollars And Sense: NASCAR Dumps Jump Co. As Ad Agency
FREE NEWSLETTER! CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP
LOOKING FOR THE INFO YOU NEED ABOUT NASCAR THIS SEASON – SENT RIGHT TO YOUR EMAIL INBOX?
Well, you’ve come to the right place. The Frontstretch Newsletter is back in action for 2012, giving you more of the daily news, commentary, and racing features from your favorite writers you know and love. Don’t waste another minute – click here to sign up and get all the information you need. We’re here to make sure you stay informed … so make sure you jump on for the ride!
©2000 - 2008 Jeff Meyer and Frontstetch.com. Thanks for visiting the Frontstretch!

For those of us who write for this esteemed site, no. 1 is quite possibly the funniest thing you have ever written.
Recent articles from Jeff Meyer:
BSNews! Bruton’s Plans Extend Beyond Bristol’s Track
Top Ten Reasons Fans Failed To Show Up At Bristol Sunday
BSNews! NASCAR CEO Given "Special" Award Amidst Lavish Fanfare
Fan Coun-ci-What? Just What Is It That NASCAR Wants To Study?
Top Ten Reasons People With No Sense of Humor Write In And Complain About These Lists
Want to know more about Jeff Meyer or view his complete article archives? Then hop on over to his archive and bio page.

















