The Frontstretch: Top Ten Reasons The Chase Might Not Be Won By a Hendrick Driver by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday November 7, 2007

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Top Ten Reasons The Chase Might Not Be Won By a Hendrick Driver

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Wednesday November 7, 2007

 

10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give both Jimmie and Jeffy a good “knee whacking.”

9. Ingrid and Chandra (their wives) decide to “experiment” and run off together, leaving the boys sulking in a bar somewhere too distraught to drive. (When Jeff can find a babysitter…)

8. Jimmie and Jeff are linked to Gene Haas as “financial advisors” and are sentenced to two weeks in prison.

7. While it sounded like a good idea at the time, Hendrick Motorsports finds out the hard way why Kobalt Tools are not the Official Tools of NASCAR.

6. Oh yeah, Kyle Busch … yeah right! Like THAT was ever gonna happen!

5. NASCAR implements new, stricter drug testing policy … and all Hendrick cars are found to be on steroids.

4. Jimmie and Jeff both accept the use of Michael Waltrip's private jet and find themselves at the wrong track.

3. Hendrick Motorsports abruptly switches to Toyota for the remainder of the season.

2. Jeff and Jimmie accept an invitation to go cruisin’ ‘round the Phoenix Raceway with Kurt Busch … and end up in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "tent city." (Ironically, during processing, officials find that Jeff and Jimmie both are already wearing pink underwear!)

1. With Hollywood writers now out on strike, Jeff, Jimmie, and NASCAR have no idea as to how the Chase is supposed to turn out!

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Loy Seal
11/07/2007 07:41 AM
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“1. With Hollywood writers now out on strike, Jeff, Jimmie, and NASCAR have no idea as to how the Chase is supposed to turn out!”.

Priceless!!!!

Dot Jones
11/07/2007 01:28 PM
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Jeff,
Great list. #1 is my favorite.

Fred
11/07/2007 02:47 PM
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11. The season is cancelled because The Chase is deemed to be violating Sections 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing).

denise
11/08/2007 11:11 AM
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Funny list and comments

 

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