The Frontstretch: Best Of The Top Ten : Top Ten Things Said By The Crazy Fan To Matt Kenseth At The Glen by Jeff Meyer -- Tuesday December 4, 2007

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Editor’s Note : The Top Ten is taking a break! On hiatus for the foreseeable future this offseason, enjoy one of our favorite Top Tens from earlier this year – this one was filed just after the Watkins Glen race in August, when a red flag brought a crazy fan onto the track – and into Matt Kenseth’s car before being forcibly removed by security officials.

10. "Dude, I'm going to the beer tent. You need anything?"

9. "Hi Matt! My buddy bet me five bucks that I wouldn't run out here and meet you. Is he stupid or what!?"

8. "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a taxi."

7. "I'm Loren Wallace. Jack (Roush) sent me to tell you to get out! I'm gonna finish the race!"

6. "Wash your windshield for fifty cents!?"

5. "I'm Morgan, the NEW Kissing Bandit. I wanted Jeffy, but you'll have to do. Pucker up and give me a nice wet one, big boy!"

4. "Hey man, can you give me a ride to the bus stop?"

3. "‘Sup dude? My name's Shane…eh…Hmiel! Yeah, that's it, Shane Hmiel. I just wanted to see one of these cars up close and meet a real race car driver …..uhhhhh…….oh, now I remember…..you got any EZ Widers?"

2. "Hey man, you got a cordless screw gun in here? I'm trying to fix the awning on my camper and I thought, well…since it said ‘Dewalt Tools ON the car… I thought I'd take a chance."

1. "Hi Matt. Thomas Bowles, Managing Editor with Frontstretch.com here…you got a minute? I'd just like to ask you a few questions if I may…"

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Denis
12/05/2007 10:24 AM
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“Matt, I have seen the future. If you see Carl Edwards wearing a Metal Mulisha shirt, turn and run. Bad things will happen. I’m not crazy!”

 

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