The Frontstretch: Top Ten Reasons There Are No Sex Scandals In NASCAR (Or Are There!?) by Jeff Meyer -- Tuesday April 15, 2008

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Sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words. So, here are 10,000 “words” why NASCAR won’t see a sex scandal like the one that is currently rocking Formula One.

10. Mike Harmon

9. Jeff Gordon & Jimmie Johnson

8. Brad Keselowski

7. Tony Stewart

6. Joe Nemechek

5. Erin Crocker & Ray Evernham

4. Kyle Busch

3. Todd Bodine

2. Mark Martin

1. Brian France

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Douglas
04/16/2008 08:19 AM
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NAS$AR WIMPS! For not racing in the rain on road courses!

If one listens to the NA$CAR publicity types, they claim they have “the best drivers in the world”!

Maybe that needs to be slightly modified to say “we have the best drivers in the world when it does not rain”!!

But again, that is just advertising, and some folks even believe that crap!

BEST DRIVERS” my A**!!

Now, where did I put those 10 year old rain tires?

Laura
04/16/2008 10:35 AM
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What a baddddd picture of Tony.Ouch! Poor Mark,in that picture all he needs is a little pointy troll hat and he’d look like that little guy in the Travelocity adds. You don’t have to be pretty to drive a race car.

Max
04/16/2008 12:01 PM
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I always liked ol’ Mark, but the older he gets, the more he starts resembling a Rhesus monkey….about the same size, too.

And who was it years ago that called Todd a “bald-headed fool” after one of his many incidents?

mark
04/16/2008 12:29 PM
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Being a fan of Patty Kay and her Lady in Black column of old me and my wife have nicknames for most of the drivers. Some match the Lady in Blacks names and some are our own. My wife has affectionately named Mr. Martin “The Shar-Pei” after the wrinkley but lovable dog.

Rocky
04/16/2008 02:35 PM
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Hey Max, that was Jr. in one of the Busch races after Todd had wrecked him out of the race. Except he said “cue-ball headed fool!”

Max
04/16/2008 03:14 PM
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Thanks, Rocky – now I remember! Gosh that was funny!

Jason
04/16/2008 03:46 PM
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Last time I checked, Tim Richmond traveling around the country and having relations with all these women without telling them he had AIDS was a sex scandal. They had reports about this on programs such as 60 minutes. I remember for a fact that there was at least one woman who contracted AIDS from him, and I remember others having suspicion.

Marc
04/16/2008 08:10 PM
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Douglas, you know diddly about racing. YOu can’t race loose stock cars on rain tires the way you can an F-1 or an Indy. Everybody would be in the wall. They are already close to that.

mmack
04/17/2008 09:42 AM
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Is it possible Kyle Busch’s real brother isn’t Kurt, it’s REALLY Pee Wee Herman? In the picture posted all he needs is a red bow tie and he’s a DEAD ringer!

“I know you are but what am I?”

Chanda
04/18/2008 07:38 AM
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LOL! But Casey Mears is quite the sexy little thing! I think I will print this out and hang it over my bed. it might make for good birth control! LOL

 

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