The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Learned From Saturday Night’s All-Star Race by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday May 21, 2008

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10. It takes 575 gallons of yellow paint to paint the walls of Lowe’s Motor Speedway.

9. 575 gallons of yellow paint doesn’t cost all that much after the ‘Mail in Rebate’ at Menards.

8. Kyle Busch has made fans forget about their hatred for his big brother, what’s his name?

7. If TRD (Toyota Racing Development) is supplying your engines, it behooves you to actually USE them.

6. Jeff Gordon wishes he could drive a sideways car like Sam Hornish, Jr.

5. He can’t so he is going to see to it that no one else can either.

Was Jeff Gordon congratulating Dale Jarrett on his career achievements or just looking for someone new to complain to about other driver’s cars running sideways?

4. It really pays off to drive the Budweiser car and be cute at the same time.

3. Those three All-State girls have a LOT of friends and should be forgiven by Kasey for everything they’ve ever done to him.

2. For the record books, Dale Jarrett beat both Busch brothers and Denny Hamlin!

1. Kyle Busch will never drive for Chip Ganassi and Target….The bullseye on the driver’s suit would prove too tempting for some psychotic fan.

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Lisa
05/21/2008 07:53 PM
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“1. Kyle Busch will never drive for Chip Ganassi and Target….The bullseye on the driver’s suit would prove too tempting for some psychotic fan. “

LMAO!! Too true, Jeff, too true!!

 

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