January 5th - 9th, 2009
Monday: 2008 Driver Reviews return to the Frontstretch, as we ring in the New Year with a look back at the seasons of Casey Mears and Paul Menard.
Tuesday: Juan Pablo Montoya and current free agent Joe Nemechek go under the microscope as our look back at last season continues.
Wednesday: It's back! With the new season just a month away, some of your favorite writers return to check in on the offseason news and offer their take in the latest edition of Mirror Driving.
Thursday: Tony Raines and David Reutimann have their last 36 races sliced apart as our Driver Review Series trudges on.
Friday: While Elliott Sadler figures out his next move, we figure out how he put himself in position to be released by GEM with a look back at his 2008 slump.
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10. Took someone’s advice literally when they said something about “getting the monkey off his back” in hopes of winning a race.
9. Since Tony’s “waxing,” the monkey is no longer needed for grooming purposes and the cost of genuine “monkey snacks” has skyrocketed.
8. The monkey was actually kidnapped by a confused Austin Powers.
7. Mojo — finally fed up with Tony’s unwillingness to lose the weight necessary to learn to properly climb fences — decided to end the relationship.
6. Tony donated it to Hendrick Motorsports, thinking it looked better on Jeff Gordon’s back.
Jeff Gordon is the lucky recipient of a little “Mojo” — courtesy Tony Stewart.
5. Mojo kept throwing “things” at Kyle Busch during team meetings.
4. Tony lost his court case that would allow him to take Mojo in the race car, even after citing the Tim Flock / Jocko Flocko precedent.
3. The resemblance between Kyle and Mojo was just too weird for Tony to handle.
2. Mojo accepted an offer from unnamed France family members to be the new CEO of NASCAR, thus saving the sport.
1. Apparently, Mojo joined the Simian Military…
“We will miss him, but we know this is the best thing for him. We have to let Mojo grow up and be the best patas monkey he can be.”
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