The Frontstretch: Top Ten Ways NASCAR Should Punish Juablo For Spinning Vyle Busch by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday July 2, 2008

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Author’s note: Today’s Top Ten is a compilation written by myself AND a number of the fine, if sometimes just not quite right, members of our Frontstretch Forums family. Yes, this family puts the “fun” in “dysfunctional!” We encourage you to join our fast-growing communirty, as we always enjoy new people to play with, so to speak!

10. Two lap penalty for “rough, but extremely funny and satisfying” driving.

9. With the whole “Mo” lawsuit going on, you can’t punish the only living symbol of NASCAR “diversity!”

Vyle Busch, beware! Juablo is looking for you…

8. Make him run The Coke Zero 400 at Daytona without fenders on his car.

7. Have him write a handwritten apology to every single Kyle Busch fan and pay for postage…wait a minute…that’s no punishment!

6. Require Juan to hand write a personal note to every single driver, owner, and fan who has thanked him. That should make him think twice next time!

5. Start limiting the amount of “social time” he is spending with Jimmy Spencer.

4. Punishment for what? He did nothing wrong!

3. Make Juan Pablo count all the profits Brian France will realize from
JPM rivalries with other drivers.

2. During the remainder of the 2008 season, require him to put his arm around Kyle Busch’s shoulder and repeat, “Say hello to my little friend,” for a new series of NASCAR promotional commercials.

1. Award him 100 Bonus Points for “actions detrimental to Kyle Busch!”

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chris
07/02/2008 10:01 AM
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thumbs up, Jeff. Funny stuff.

jaymatt
07/02/2008 11:29 AM
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Two laps for intntionally taking out the points leader? No points or monitary punishment? Montoya should have been parked—permanently would suffice for me. He hits everyone on the racetrack whenever & gets by with it. He apparently thinks he’s god on wheels. It’s too bad that Gnassi didn’t shut the 42 team down. Would anyone really miss it?

With the advent of the foreigners the NASCAR stands will soon look like the IRL stands—empty. The problem will be blamed on high gas prices, I suppose; but the real reason will be that we fans will be sick and tired of listening to foreigners and see them race in our cars. We want our drivers named Tony, Jeff, Bobby, Jimmie, Ryan, Martin, Junior, Mark, Kurt, AJ, Al, Rick, Danica, John, Robbie, and, yes, Kyle.

The difference between Kyle Busch and Montoya: Busch is a spoiled brat who can get it done, apparently just about anytime, anywhere; Montoya is a spoiled brat who apparently can’t and has to resort to cheap shots to get any headlines. Move the chewing gum guy on out.

Lisa
07/02/2008 11:34 AM
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PULEEAZE, Jeff, a Spew Alert next time?? I mean, heck, it’s hard to get beer out of the speakers on the monitor. LOL

Mike The Insane One
07/02/2008 03:15 PM
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Great job Jeff. I’m sure the one Kyle Busch fan is busy blogging bad things about you LOL

Maybe they should have a heat race between these two just to see who would actually finish LOL

Big Henry
07/02/2008 03:29 PM
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Well, ain’t Jaymass a racist little bastard?

MattFan
07/02/2008 04:21 PM
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Punishment….hah! I had a JPM flag given to me that I fly upside down at the races. Not now Juan…big fan!

Larry
07/03/2008 01:03 AM
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JPM parked for taking out Busch? You would have had an absolute riot if they would have done that. Another thing I like about it is JPM owning up to it. If it had of been Kyle it would have been “Car got loose”, “tires were gone”, “just a racing deal”, “didn’t mean to do it”. Frankly, I hope this isn’t the last time Kyle get’s taken out this year. He deserves several more and not just in cup but in the trucks and nationwide series where he has taken drivers out who were running for the championship. What goes around, comes around. I hope we see more of this. Kyle definitely needs to be humbled a little. Remember Hornaday and Busch a few weeks ago in the truck race? Hornaday said he had tried to talk to Kyle but couldn’t get nothing through to him. Maybe JPM can.

Kevin in SoCal
07/03/2008 01:55 AM
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I think we’d have an easier time getting a message thru to Kyle Busch than we would to some of you closed-minded Kyle Busch haters. LOL And for the record, I am NOT a fan of his, I just think some of this bashing is undeserved, especially by Amy.

Larry
07/03/2008 05:49 AM
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Kevin! Undeserved? Like has been said he has wrecked numerous cars in Trucks, Nationwide, and Cup including taking out drivers in the Truck and Nationwide Series who are there running for the championship. So why is the criticism not deserved? You may be allowed to race the lower series but you ought to go out of your way to keep from taking out racers running for a championship. Reckon how Kyle felt about getting taken out Sunday and him trying to win a championship? Bet he didn’t appreciate it but if he doesn’t change his attitude there will be more of them days coming.

 

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