The Frontstretch: Top Ten Ramifications of a DEI Sale by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday July 9, 2008

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Top Ten Ramifications of a DEI Sale

Jeff Meyer · Wednesday July 9, 2008


10. None. It is NOT for sale. Just ask Max and Teresa — they’ll tell you.

9. None. After all, you’re just buying an ordinary race shop; why do you think the price is so low?

8. Kerry and Jeffrey Earnhardt will be filling out applications at JR Motorsports.

7. DEI will now stand for “Didn’t Ever Imagine…”

Is Teresa Earnhardt NASCAR’s Yoko Ono?

6. Junior begins making contented purring sounds in his sleep whilst wearing a silly grin.

5. One less team Chevy will have to fund.

4. Teresa can fade into the setting sun, living on her “rights” to “Dale Earnhardt” and “The Intimidator.”

3. Three new, up and coming drivers or three “never quite got there” drivers may have a chance at a ride.

2. If Dale were ever to be exhumed, people would be astonished to find his body face down.

1. Teresa Earnhardt will forever be known as the Yoko Ono of NASCAR.

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Annie Mack
07/09/2008 11:13 AM

Families can be so hard-headed, usually to their detriment. I don’t think Teresa is a bad person, but for the sake of the family, the sport, and the DEI Organization, she should have worked something out with Dale Jr and ensured DEI a future, or at least a chance at a future.

Mike The Insane One
07/09/2008 11:52 AM

I wonder if she’ll throw in the yacht with the team sale?

07/09/2008 12:11 PM

12. The price of Chocolate just went up.

Yoko Ono…flippin funny stuff!

07/09/2008 12:13 PM

Jeff! Once again, thanks so much!!!! Spot On! Loved #6 – all good things come to he who waits!!!!


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