The Frontstretch: Top Ten NASCAR Marriages I'd Like to See by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday July 16, 2008

Go to site navigation Go to article

Top Ten NASCAR Marriages I'd Like to See

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Wednesday July 16, 2008

 

Recent legal developments could allow Erin Crocker to move past Ray and closer to her former sponsor.

10. Jeff and Robbi Gordon

9. Kasey and Lana Kahne

8. Ryan and Anita Newman

7. Tony and Martha Stewart

6. Mike and Paris Helton

5. Erin and Betty Crocker (only legal in California)

4. David and Nancy R(e)agan

3. Scott and Bobbi Riggs

2. Nancy and Re(a)gan Smith

1. Kyle and Anne Heiser-Busch (keeping the maiden name, in case it doesn’t work out and then Anne can claim $52 billion in alimony)

Contact Jeff Meyer

NASCAR NEWS, RIGHT TO YOUR INBOXAND IT’S FREE.
The Frontstretch Newsletter, back in 2014 gives you more of the daily news, commentary, and racing features from your favorite writers you know and love. Don’t waste another minute – click here to sign up now. We’re here to make sure you stay informed … so make sure you jump on for the ride!

Today on the Frontstretch:
Racing to the Point: NASCAR Has Its Own Heartbreak Kid
Beyond the Cockpit: Brittany Force, the Fastest Force
Voices from the Cheap Seats: Advertising for Dummies
Who’s Hot / Who’s Not in Sprint Cup: Off Week-Richmond Edition
Couch Potato Tuesday: Picking The Best IndyCar On-Air Personalities
FREE NEWSLETTER! CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP

 

©2000 - 2008 Jeff Meyer and Frontstetch.com. Thanks for visiting the Frontstretch!

ragan6
07/16/2008 09:20 AM
permalink

David Ragan has a cousin who’s wife is named Nancy Ragan.

Kevin in SoCal
07/16/2008 12:52 PM
permalink

I feel very dumb that I dont get half the list.

Who is Lana in #9?

Who is Anita in #8? Unless you meant “I need a new man” then I get it.

Who is Bobbi in #3?

Who is Anne in #1?

I dont follow the stupid world of stupid celebrities so stuff like this goes over my head.

Don
07/16/2008 01:02 PM
permalink

You must have been really bored

Linda
07/16/2008 03:07 PM
permalink

A real waste of print space.

J. Meyer
07/16/2008 05:48 PM
permalink

Kevin…
Lanacaine is a topical anti itch ointment used to treat insect bites and minor burns.

I need a new man is correct.

Bobby Riggs was the male tennis player that challenged Billy Jean King and got beat on National TV.

#1 Anheuser-Busch

And Linda….
Unless you printed it out, not one single piece of paper or trees was harmed during the writing or publishing of that list!

Nan
07/16/2008 06:59 PM
permalink

Didn’t you hear? Betty Crocker divorced Erin Crocker due to adultery.

D Jones
07/16/2008 09:50 PM
permalink

Let’s not forget..
Martin Truex/Mark Martin – Martin Martin. Elliott Sadler/Bill Elliott – Elliott Elliott. Regan Smith/David Ragan – Regan Ragan.

Kevin in SoCal
07/16/2008 11:43 PM
permalink

Ok, so some of them were not real people, they just make funny phrases. That’s why I didnt get it.

Nan and D.Jones, those are really good too!

 

Contact Jeff Meyer

Recent articles from Jeff Meyer:

Voices From The Cheap Seats: The Tale Of Two Tires
BSNews! Bruton’s Plans Extend Beyond Bristol’s Track
Top Ten Reasons Fans Failed To Show Up At Bristol Sunday
BSNews! NASCAR CEO Given "Special" Award Amidst Lavish Fanfare
Fan Coun-ci-What? Just What Is It That NASCAR Wants To Study?

Want to know more about Jeff Meyer or view his complete article archives? Then hop on over to his archive and bio page.