The Frontstretch: Top Ten NASCAR Marriages I'd Like to See by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday July 16, 2008

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Top Ten NASCAR Marriages I'd Like to See

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Wednesday July 16, 2008

 

Recent legal developments could allow Erin Crocker to move past Ray and closer to her former sponsor.

10. Jeff and Robbi Gordon

9. Kasey and Lana Kahne

8. Ryan and Anita Newman

7. Tony and Martha Stewart

6. Mike and Paris Helton

5. Erin and Betty Crocker (only legal in California)

4. David and Nancy R(e)agan

3. Scott and Bobbi Riggs

2. Nancy and Re(a)gan Smith

1. Kyle and Anne Heiser-Busch (keeping the maiden name, in case it doesn’t work out and then Anne can claim $52 billion in alimony)

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ragan6
07/16/2008 09:20 AM
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David Ragan has a cousin who’s wife is named Nancy Ragan.

Kevin in SoCal
07/16/2008 12:52 PM
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I feel very dumb that I dont get half the list.

Who is Lana in #9?

Who is Anita in #8? Unless you meant “I need a new man” then I get it.

Who is Bobbi in #3?

Who is Anne in #1?

I dont follow the stupid world of stupid celebrities so stuff like this goes over my head.

Don
07/16/2008 01:02 PM
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You must have been really bored

Linda
07/16/2008 03:07 PM
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A real waste of print space.

J. Meyer
07/16/2008 05:48 PM
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Kevin…
Lanacaine is a topical anti itch ointment used to treat insect bites and minor burns.

I need a new man is correct.

Bobby Riggs was the male tennis player that challenged Billy Jean King and got beat on National TV.

#1 Anheuser-Busch

And Linda….
Unless you printed it out, not one single piece of paper or trees was harmed during the writing or publishing of that list!

Nan
07/16/2008 06:59 PM
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Didn’t you hear? Betty Crocker divorced Erin Crocker due to adultery.

D Jones
07/16/2008 09:50 PM
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Let’s not forget..
Martin Truex/Mark Martin – Martin Martin. Elliott Sadler/Bill Elliott – Elliott Elliott. Regan Smith/David Ragan – Regan Ragan.

Kevin in SoCal
07/16/2008 11:43 PM
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Ok, so some of them were not real people, they just make funny phrases. That’s why I didnt get it.

Nan and D.Jones, those are really good too!

 

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