10. Monday – Lay sulking in bed all day with the covers over his head.
9. Tuesday AM – Send an artfully arranged bouquet of sticks and dead flowers to Mike Helton.
8. Tuesday PM – Spend some “quality time” with significant other.
7. Wednesday AM – Sign up for free trial of Trackpass offered during Speedweek.
6. Wednesday PM – Spend MORE “quality time” with significant other.
5. Thursday AM – Wake up, remember where he is, lay sulking in bed with the covers over his head ‘till noon.
4. Thursday PM – Get dragged to see ‘Brokeback Mountain’ for YET MORE “quality time” with significant other.
3. Friday AM – Decides to prepare taxes himself online for the first time. Waits for a return call from Todd Berrier on the deductibility of NASCAR fines.
2. Saturday – Spend all day praying the folks at the IRS aren’t as sharp as the NASCAR Inspection guys.
1. Sunday – Decides he has “had it up to here” with “quality time!” Vows to NEVER cheat again!
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