January 5th - 9th, 2009
Monday: 2008 Driver Reviews return to the Frontstretch, as we ring in the New Year with a look back at the seasons of Casey Mears and Paul Menard.
Tuesday: Juan Pablo Montoya and current free agent Joe Nemechek go under the microscope as our look back at last season continues.
Wednesday: It's back! With the new season just a month away, some of your favorite writers return to check in on the offseason news and offer their take in the latest edition of Mirror Driving.
Thursday: Tony Raines and David Reutimann have their last 36 races sliced apart as our Driver Review Series trudges on.
Friday: While Elliott Sadler figures out his next move, we figure out how he put himself in position to be released by GEM with a look back at his 2008 slump.
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Author’s note: This list is a revision of one I wrote about one year ago! It’s sad how apropo it is today as when I wrote it last year — ‘cept for the Jeff Gordon part!
10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give Jimmie a good “knee whacking.”
If NASCAR wants to make the Chase more interesting, they could make the No. 48 race the remainder of the season on leftover Brickyard tires.
9. Chad Knaus decides he is tired of babysitting Jimmie, and lets him “keep on welding.”
8. Two words: Goodyear tires.
7. While it sounded like a good idea at the time, Hendrick Motorsports finds out the hard way why Kobalt Tools are not the Official Tools of NASCAR.
6. Oh yeah, Kyle Busch… yeah right! Like THAT was ever gonna happen! (Thank God!)
5. NASCAR implements new, stricter drug testing policy … and all Hendrick cars are found to be on steroids bought from Carl Edwards.
4. Jimmie accepts the use of Michael Waltrip’s private jet, and finds himself at the wrong track.
3. Hendrick Motorsports abruptly merges with Ganassi. (‘nuff said!)
2. Jimmie is suspended for the remainder of the season after excessive amounts of vanilla are found in his system.
1. In a sudden reversal of fortune, due in part to an accountant forgetting to carry one, Dodge actually takes over GM and Jimmie must use a Dodge engine for the remaining races.
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Ten things we hated about the 2008 season
Ten things we loved about the 2008 season
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