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TweetTop Ten Reasons James Hylton’s Car Wouldn’t Start at Daytona
Jeff Meyer · Wednesday February 11, 2009
Author’s Note: First off, I must share credit for this Top Ten with Mike Neff. Secondly, remember this is humor! We LOVE James here at Frontstretch!
10. Inadvertently brought a CoY instead of a CoT.

In this dramatic re-enactment, we see a used car dealer pouncing on an elder racer’s senior moment to sell him a car that won’t start.
9. Forgot to put Stabil in the tank last year.
8. At 74 years old, damned if he could remember where he put those keys!
7. Forgot to take the battery out of his Buick LeSabre and put it back in the race car.
6. Mark Martin put sugar in his gas tank.
5. His walker wouldn’t fit in the trunk.
4. Line from portable oxygen tank kept tripping the kill switch.
3. James and his entire crew fell asleep after the Blue Bird special.
2. Didn’t want to be labeled as the first “start and park” of the year.
1. He was skeert!
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I figured he forgot the left turn signal was on and that ran the battery down!
HEY! Wait a minute, wait a durn minute! Leave us old guys alone!
James Hylton’s car, the #08 Chevy, was taken from him and he was left with Boris Said’s #60 Dodge, that couldn’t start or run. Marybeth
Boris Said’s #60 is a Ford, always has been. He gets support from Roush in exchange for teaching his driver’s how to road race.
Recent articles from Jeff Meyer:
Top Ten Reasons Fans Failed To Show Up At Bristol Sunday
BSNews! NASCAR CEO Given "Special" Award Amidst Lavish Fanfare
Fan Coun-ci-What? Just What Is It That NASCAR Wants To Study?
Top Ten Reasons People With No Sense of Humor Write In And Complain About These Lists
NASCAR Approves of Edwards’ Actions While Placating Whiny Fans
Want to know more about Jeff Meyer or view his complete article archives? Then hop on over to his archive and bio page.

















