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TweetTop Ten Reasons Juan Pablo Montoya Was Speeding On Pit Road
Jeff Meyer · Wednesday July 29, 2009

So you’re telling me even after that speeding penalty, you’ve still got the yayo?
10. He’s been hanging with Jeremy Mayfield.
9. NASCAR spiked his segment samples.
8. Was too eager to drink Gatorade after a win at Indy instead of milk.
7. Had a chick in the car with him we couldn’t see … you know, some guys go faster, some go slower.
6. He had a target on his back.
5. He agreed to be part of NASCAR’s giant conspiracy to have Jimmie Johnson win four Cup titles in a row.
4. His Colombian buddies raised the price of Brian France’s weekly supply of “foot powder.”
3. Didn’t think there were any cops around.
2. Duh! He was going too fast!
1. Forgot his tach didn’t read in kilometers!
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heh these are like horrific car accidents…I have to tune in every week to see if they get better…but they don’t… oh well. plz keep trying.
Number 11…Ganassi’s weekly envelope to Don Brian was a bit light.
#4 is “BANG ON”!
(note: “foot powder” is not listed on NA$CRAPS banned drug list) mmm, wonder why?
Recent articles from Jeff Meyer:
Top Ten Reasons Fans Failed To Show Up At Bristol Sunday
BSNews! NASCAR CEO Given "Special" Award Amidst Lavish Fanfare
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Top Ten Reasons People With No Sense of Humor Write In And Complain About These Lists
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Want to know more about Jeff Meyer or view his complete article archives? Then hop on over to his archive and bio page.

















