The Frontstretch: Top Ten Sponsors That May Be Willing To Give Jeremy Mayfield A Shot If He Ever Races Again by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday August 5, 2009

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Angered by Carl Edwards’ inability to drive across the finish line at Talladega, sponsor Claritin could end up looking for greener pastures.

10. The makers of Adderall. Well, until they lose interest.

9. Claritin-D. Hey, if he’s innocent, they owe him.

8. Aegis Labs. Let’s face it, he’ll be there a lot.

7. StarvingLawyers.com.

6. SPEED TV.

5. The sequel to the 1998 movie Stepmom, Stepmom II.

4. NASCAR, as part of their punishment if they lose.

3. JuanPabloMontoya.com. He wasn’t speeding, either.

2. Coke Zero, (Meth One!)

1. The Betty Ford Clinic.

Author’s Note: Kyle Busch was not hated, defamed, picked on or even thought of (until now) during the creation of this list.

Editor’s Note: If you haven’t seen it yet, check out this week’s Frontstretch Foto Funnies – Pocono Edition, as Kurt Smith tells the story behind the pictures of your favorite drivers this weekend. Come and have a good laugh with us while still drying out your TV from Sunday’s race-time flood!

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Douglas
08/06/2009 08:16 AM
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#11) 1-800-CALL-SAM

Marc
08/06/2009 06:54 PM
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Heres a quarter, call someone who cares

Rory
08/06/2009 07:47 PM
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This is the stupidist post I’ve ever read.

Lunar Tunes
08/06/2009 09:59 PM
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Rory…..

And yet you took the time to respond. How interesting!

 

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