The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Going Through Joey Logano's Mind As He Crashed Spectacularly by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday September 30, 2009

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10. How could Tony treat his old car like that!?

9. I see Reed. I see Robby. I see … sky

8. OH SH………!!!

“OK I’m flying through the air, this is not good.”

7. Please remain seated with your arms and legs inside the vehicle until it comes to a complete stop.

6. OK, that’s enough! We can stop now!

5. Please make it stop! Mommy!

4. There goes another racecar. Coach Gibbs is gonna be pissed!

3. OK, I read the book, picked a crew and an owner … So this is why the guy said “you’ll need one of these at least” when he sold me the car.

2. Hey y’all, watch this!

1. Well, this is one driver’s suit I don’t think they’ll auction off for charity!

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Rocky
09/30/2009 07:33 AM
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11. Does this give me more air time time than Lowes now?

Andrew
09/30/2009 03:07 PM
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Wow. These suck.

pffffft.
09/30/2009 08:06 PM
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Good thing I listened to mom and wore my pull-ups today.

jaymatt
10/01/2009 01:36 AM
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Nothing funny there, nothing at all—waste of space.

RAEckart
10/01/2009 03:56 PM
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Top 10 Things Going Thru Joey Logano’s Mind … how ‘bout his ass?

Marc
10/01/2009 06:58 PM
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Man, this would be a great place to put a humorous top 10 list. If only we had somebody to write it.

 

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