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TweetTop Ten Questions Burger King Failed to Ask Tony Stewart During His Lie Detector Test
Jeff Meyer · Wednesday October 21, 2009
10. Who creeps you out the most? The Burger King “King” or Brian France?
9. What did you really have to give Gene Haas for the sign to read “SHR” instead of “HSR?”

Joey, if I were you I would stay out out of my road course cars. I doubt anyone ever worked up the courage to clean that mess from the Glen up…
8. What really happened in your firesuit during the race you won at Watkins Glen a few years ago?
7. Do you still believe NASCAR throws a caution for debris when there is no debris?
6. Have you ever shaved the number of your car in your back hair?
5. Do you think Kyle Busch is the biggest horse’s patootie in NASCAR today?
4. Before this sponsorship, were you a “Whopper” virgin?
3. Did you ever throw anything back at your monkey that it threw at you?
2. Which tastes better, a Burger King Whopper or an In-N-Out Double Double “Animal Style?”
1. Did you ever, at any time, subject your monkey to corporal punishment?
This Week on the Frontstretch:
Mirror Driving: Rebuilding Denny Hamlin, Kurt Busch, Penske, And The NASCAR Banquet’s Future
The Only Thing Mutual? Penske, Kurt Busch Both Stand to Lose Big
Who Gets An Early Christmas Gift? Sorting Through Potential Busch Replacements
Burned At The YouTube Stake: How Technology Brought Busch Down
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Justin Allgaier
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: A.J. Allmendinger
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Aric Almirola
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Marcos Ambrose
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Michael Annett
2011 NASCAR Driver Review: Greg Biffle
2011 Driver Review Schedule
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Funny—NOT!
Just give it up; These top 10 space fillers are lame, pure & simple.
Okay, the “incident” at the Glen was 5 years ago. Please let it go. It wasn’t funny then and it’s not funny now.
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