The Frontstretch: Top Ten Questions Burger King Failed to Ask Tony Stewart During His Lie Detector Test by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday October 21, 2009

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10. Who creeps you out the most? The Burger King “King” or Brian France?

9. What did you really have to give Gene Haas for the sign to read “SHR” instead of “HSR?”

Joey, if I were you I would stay out out of my road course cars. I doubt anyone ever worked up the courage to clean that mess from the Glen up…

8. What really happened in your firesuit during the race you won at Watkins Glen a few years ago?

7. Do you still believe NASCAR throws a caution for debris when there is no debris?

6. Have you ever shaved the number of your car in your back hair?

5. Do you think Kyle Busch is the biggest horse’s patootie in NASCAR today?

4. Before this sponsorship, were you a “Whopper” virgin?

3. Did you ever throw anything back at your monkey that it threw at you?

2. Which tastes better, a Burger King Whopper or an In-N-Out Double Double “Animal Style?”

1. Did you ever, at any time, subject your monkey to corporal punishment?

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Dans Mom
10/21/2009 10:58 AM

Do you honestly believe you “invented” climbing fences?

10/21/2009 11:28 AM


Just give it up; These top 10 space fillers are lame, pure & simple.

10/22/2009 07:33 AM

Okay, the “incident” at the Glen was 5 years ago. Please let it go. It wasn’t funny then and it’s not funny now.


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