The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Bob Griese Could Have Said That Would Have Actually Been An Insult by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday October 28, 2009

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Top Ten Things Bob Griese Could Have Said That Would Have Actually Been An Insult

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Wednesday October 28, 2009

 

Author’s Note: A special “thank you” to all those on our Frontstretch Forums and some Frontstretch staff, who contributed to this list. Sorry I couldn’t use them all! (Don’t worry, I will serve any suspension that may arise from the publication of this list!)

I hear you’ve been hooking up the France brotherhood. Got some for me?

10. “All them other rednecks took him snipe hunting, and he was late for the start.”

9. “NASCAR was raided by INS, so Juan had to hide for awhile.”

8. “He couldn’t find a pair of jumper cables to get his car started.”

7. “He’s probably over at the Hendrick trailer stealing parts.”

6. “Maybe he’s out eating a ‘taco,’ if you know what I mean!”

5. “Couldn’t get his helmet over his sombrero.”

4. “He had to make sure hired hand, Juan Valdez, wasn’t just sitting on his ass and was actually getting the family ‘crop’ in.”

3. “Maybe his hands cramped up from making those funky gang signs.”

2. “Maybe he swung by Michael Waltrip’s place to give him a ride, and they ended up at the wrong track.”

1. “He had to deliver a special order of ‘Juablow’ to the J. C. France residence.”

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10/28/2009 08:54 AM
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“I wonder where Juan parked his low-rider”!

 

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