The Frontstretch: Top Ten Comments NASCAR Drivers Could Be Fined For by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday July 28, 2010

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Top Ten Comments NASCAR Drivers Could Be Fined For

Jeff Meyer · Wednesday July 28, 2010

 

10. “Remember that one nappy-headed official we had back in the Nationwide Series … what was her name?”

9. “NASCAR drivers’ suits always make my butt look fat. I hate them!”

“That’s it, I’ve had it with you guys. I’m going to count to three, and there’s going to be a vial of clean urine in my hands here. I’ll be damned if you’re going to use my own drug policy to suspend me from my own sport…”

8. “We all know Amy France wears the firesuit in the family.”

7. “It’s frustrating as hell, but NASCAR has to do it to make it a good show for the fans.”

6. “He hit me, so I hit him back!”

5. “So, when did Vince McMahon take over NASCAR?”

4. “Brian France was madder than a midget with a yo-yo when I refused to sell him my urine for his drug test!”

3. “SMI tracks are way nicer than these crappy ISC ones.”

2. “She ain’t that good in open-wheel, either.”

1. “Well, since you asked, I’m going to be candid and tell you the truth …”

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Skippy
07/28/2010 04:08 AM
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Best Top Ten yet !

Rick
07/28/2010 07:40 AM
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LMAO!!GREAT.

DoninAjax
07/28/2010 12:52 PM
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PRICELESS!!!

Rocky
07/28/2010 01:30 PM
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perty much sums it up…

wingcars6970
07/28/2010 10:17 PM
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Two Thumbs Up!

Gordon82Wins
07/29/2010 10:02 AM
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Number 2 is the best!

 

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