The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Kevin Harvick Doesn’t Want to Have a Pissing Contest Against by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday September 29, 2010

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Kevin Harvick couldn’t help but smile. After shuddering to think what that wet feeling was, he remembered he was in Victory Lane, where beverages were the only fluids spraying.

10. A skunk.

9. A drunk.

8. Anyone into watersports.

7. Midas.

6. A cow in a field of flat rocks.

5. Anyone who has been standing in line since the last caution!

4. Kyle Busch (have you seen his nose and ears?!)

3. John Holmes.

2. Any woman on a car trip of more than one hour after she says, “Start looking for a place to stop!”

1. Mrs. Harvick!

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Johnboy60
09/29/2010 11:16 AM
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Kevin is a coward along with a number of other drivers!! I am sure his wife spanks him almost daily!!

jim boots
09/29/2010 12:38 PM
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I wish kevin would install windsheild sprayers on his car and the next time denny hamlin, kyle busch, juan montoya or any damn foreign car gives him trouble. He can empty his pissin reservoir on them as he turns on the windsheild washers. keep up the good work kevin…

RowdyRacer
09/29/2010 06:35 PM
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Foreign car hmm…you must mean the Chevy Impala thats made in Canada or the Dodge Charger made in Canada or the Ford Fusion made in Mexico cause the only USA made car is the Toyota Camry made from American parts and assembled in Kentucky. And oh yeah, the parts on the Chevy, Ford, and Dodges are mainly from other countries lmao it’s funny that the only truely American made vehicle make is the so-called foreign one lol

RowdyRacer
09/29/2010 06:40 PM
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Maybe we should buy that new Buick Regal by General Motors designed by Germans with German parts and assemblied in Germany that sure sounds American to me lol Go General Motors all USA alright

 

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