The Frontstretch: Top Ten Reasons Kurt Busch Went Through Pit Lane Soooo Many Times Late In The Race by Jeff Meyer -- Tuesday May 9, 2006

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Top Ten Reasons Kurt Busch Went Through Pit Lane Soooo Many Times Late In The Race

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Tuesday May 9, 2006

 

10. Two words: Goodyear Quality.

9. Wanted to make sure crew properly cleaned pit stall.

8. Maricopa County deputy was running the speed gun at the end of pit road.

7. Misinterpreted crew chief’s advice about running "inside line."

6. Pin slipped out, ears covered eyes, couldn’t see tachometer"¦

5. Thought he saw Nicole Lunders and Eva “talking.”

4. Came back to ask"¦”Which way do I turn?”

3. Officials drew his name out of a hat. It was simply his turn to be F’ed with.

2. Eva with Kurt!? Unbelievable! Had to come down pit road again to make sure she’s still there.

1. He’s had a propensity for making an ass of himself all year. Why stop now!?

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Charlie D.
05/10/2006 04:38 AM
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I think you just about covered everything, but…

Numbers 7, 6 and 1… priceless…

Kevin C
05/10/2006 09:55 AM
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Gotta love it. #6 or #7 shoulda been #1 but hey, they’re in there what does order matter?

Joan G
05/10/2006 10:28 AM
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Took over right where Rusty left off, shooting himself in the foot at every opportunity!

jim cunningham
05/10/2006 09:22 PM
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kurt is what he is, and nothing more. some things never change he is not long for team penske.

jonnyrokk
05/10/2006 10:17 PM
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the 2 rules you stupid fools!!!!!!

J. Meyer
05/10/2006 10:24 PM
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Hey jonnyrokk,
I have a no BS question for you. Sort of an informal survey…
Are you a Kurt Busch fan or # 2 fan in general? (ie penske fan no matter who the driver is?)

M. B. Voelker
05/11/2006 06:46 AM
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#2 was very, very funny and Kurt honestly deserves some of the others, but the continued cracks about physical features he was born with and cannot help are the worst sort of juvenille stupidity.

Clance' McClannahan
05/11/2006 07:54 AM
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I still think the elder K.B. is an Alien…

Pete DiVergilio
05/11/2006 09:25 AM
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Kurt just needs to be constantly reminded to concentrate on driving for “this year” and let everything else go.

Amanda
05/12/2006 04:13 PM
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Oh shut up people…he’s talented and a Champ…get over it.

 

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