The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things That Caused the Robby Gordon/Kevin Conway Fracas by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday March 9, 2011

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10. Kevin had the audacity to ask Robby for a free energy drink.

After hanging out with Charlie Sheen, Robby Gordon decided to show Kevin Conway the true meaning of “winning.”

9. Kevin has a bigger sponsor… even if they did misplace their checkbook.

8. Robby always was crazy in the desert heat.

7. Failure to agree on a contract ExtenZion.

6. Robby’s latest girlfriend left about the same time Conway, his pill supplier, did.

5. Conway made a snide remark to the effect that if Gordon wasn’t spending so much on lawyers suing/defending himself in court, maybe he’d have a better race team.

4. It’s a little known fact that if you stop taking ExtenZe suddenly, it may cause violent tendencies or behavior.

3. Robby was all hopped up on that new drug, Charlie Sheen.

2. Robby found out that ExtenZe had actually given a “large, bulging envelope” to Conway which he was supposed to give to Gordon – but Conway blew it all at the craps table the night before.

1. Robby wanted to prove to Conway and ExtenZe that he could be just as big a dick without their product.

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AnnieMack
03/09/2011 09:47 AM
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That was lame.

Denis
03/09/2011 10:18 AM
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Gordon was just trying to “extend” a helping hand.

Old Farmer
03/09/2011 11:35 AM
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Nothing remotely funny, as usual.

Give it up, Mr. Meyer. A humorist you aren’t.

sharla
03/09/2011 12:43 PM
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WoW!
That was really pathetic.
Good job, as always.

Roger Mashburn
03/09/2011 12:55 PM
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Such potential for good humor, such lame results.

Dave
03/09/2011 07:15 PM
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Wow….that was lame. Anyone who would take Kevin Conway’s side must have an IQ south of 80……

 

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