The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things SMI and Bruton Smith Are Offering Disgruntled Fans by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday July 13, 2011

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Bruton Smith has quite the deal in place post-Kentucky … just double check it’s actually a deal for you, not for him.

10. No refunds.

9. A chance to experience it again somewhere else… and spend more money.

8. Wooden nickels. Lots of wooden nickels.

7. An opportunity to explore your love of new sports.

6. A pig in a poke.

5. Everything but a satisfactory explanation.

4. Hey, look at it this way… they saved 20 thousand fans from b*tching about what a boring race it was.

3. A handy little book of “Games to Play While Stuck In Traffic.”

2. A framed copy of the bank statement showing how much profit they made, even though you weren’t there.

1. A giant foam hand with a finger pointing skyward… wait a minute, that’s not the pointer finger, is it?!

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The Mad Man
07/14/2011 06:03 PM

Actually Jeff, I’d say a kiss and some KY jelly if they buy another ticket and return to KMS.


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