The Frontstretch: NASCAR Ignores Dale Jr. and Series Sponsor’s Advice by Jeff Meyer -- Thursday July 14, 2011

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NASCAR Ignores Dale Jr. and Series Sponsor’s Advice

Voices From the Heartland · Jeff Meyer · Thursday July 14, 2011

 

Authors Note: As I come off a short summer hiatus (and no, I wasn’t really suspended for actions detrimental to calling a spade a spade), a few things have happened that warrant sharing my opinion with you in my usual extremely sensible and quite right manner. Everything from new old tracks to NASCAR porn… so let’s get started!

“As a team owner in the NASCAR Nationwide Series, I know pleasing fans is a top priority because, without the fans, there’d be no NASCAR. Just like if it weren’t for customers, there’d be no Nationwide.”

Does that sound familiar? If you watch NASCAR at all, it should – you’ve probably heard those words ad nauseum almost every weekend. It’s the “sponsor script” for this sport’s Most Popular Driver, the beginning of one of Dale Jr.’s commercials for Nationwide Insurance.

Now what does that have to do with anything? Let’s think a minute. Ironically, it is the move of the Nationwide Series race from Lucas Oil Raceway (LOR), to the fabled Indianapolis Motor Speedway that ranks as one of the stupidest decisions in all of racing history – displeasing millions of fans across the country.

Yes, IMS is a Mecca of racing history and perhaps even worthy of a place on someone’s “bucket list,” but not for watching NASCAR. Never has been and never will. So why move a second date with more stock car racing over to that speedway? Unfortunately, NASCAR is now run by some of the stupidest people in all of racing history so really, the decision should come as no surprise. So take heed, Nationwide; NASCAR, at this rate, will soon lose what customers it has left. Sounds like you know what to do!

Indianapolis Motor Speedway may be one of the most historic tracks in the country, but taking a Nationwide event from ORP at its expense was a poor decision.

“We’d like to think that we’re going to stay in [their] future and them in ours,” Mike Helton said, speaking on the move from Lucas Oil Speedway. “But this weekend just presented too much of an opportunity [to jump to IMS].”

Yeah, a great opportunity to create a wider gap between the sanctioning body and fans.

Speaking of “sanctioning bodies“… I see where a Miss Sprint Cup girl lost her job after nude photos of her surfaced, of all places (gasp!), on the Internet! Gee, who’d have thunk it?

Apparently, the now 24-year-old, Paige Duke, never thought something like this might happen.

“These were pictures I had sent an ex-boyfriend when I was 18,” she said. “This is the most embarrassing thing that could have ever happened to me.”

Question 1: How dumb is this girl that she, having grown up in the digital and internet age all her life, would not think that pictures taken in the past would show up on the Internet… pictures that were no doubt sent to the boyfriend via internet in the first place!

Question 2: If you’re sending nude photos of your sweet, 18-year-old body to your boyfriend, either you’re giving it to him already or you’re just teasing the poor lad, so you might as well just show them goods in person if you haven’t already! OK, that’s not really a question, more like a joke…

“I just wanna set the record straight, I’m gonna own up to my mistakes,” Duke said in an interview. “It’s something I did, I’ve cried enough tears over it, I’m tired of crying, I’m tired of hiding from everybody.”

Hey Paige, we’ve all seen it, no need to start hiding now! And another thing; you’re only 24. You think this is the most embarrassing thing that’s going to happen to you in your life? Wait, you’re young yet!

But seriously, folks, this again just shows you how out of touch the so-called “marketing geniuses” that run NASCAR have become. You want to really reach out to the 18-to-34 demographic? You don’t fire Paige Duke for nude photos… get her out there signing 8×10 glossies!

She’s a damn sight prettier than Danica!

It’s good to be back!

Stay off the wall, (and out of the camera eye!)

Jeff Meyer

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Carl D.
07/14/2011 11:32 AM
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If you’ll post the website adress for the nude photos then I’ll let you know just how truly disgusted I am by them. It’s the least I can do to help Nascar preserve its standards and principles.

GinaV24
07/14/2011 11:36 AM
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OK, Jeff, while as a feminist I’m appalled at the idea of her signing the 8 × 10 glossies of her nude body,there’s the other side of me that says, well, heck, “sex sells”. (See your Danica comment)so why not? after all, as you pointed out, the photos are already out there.

I always think it is laughable when NASCAR talks out of both sides of its mouth – OMG, we are family friendly(or is the speech coming from a portion of the anatomy lower on the body)? But the ads for cialis with the “horny” whatever they are doing today couples are not family friendly in my point of view.

It’s a shame that NASCAR doesn’t read the sponsor script from that Dale Jr commercial – maybe they could learn something.

Bill B
07/14/2011 12:23 PM
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I think you are making all of this up Jeff and that is what sickens me. If it’s true then post the link.

I’m trying Carl D.

Nick Doneilo
07/14/2011 01:26 PM
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For starters, there is a positive to moving the NW Series from ORP to IMS. It’s the fact that the new event will be the second biggest paying race of the year, second to Daytona. This is a plus for the underfunded teams in the series, for sure. But on the other hand, the better racing will take place at ORP. So those underfunded teams have to be both happy and sad at the same time. They are getting more money by going to IMS, but they won’t be nearly as competitive for a top 20 spot in the race as they would be if they were racing at ORP. So, it’s a 50/50 for those guys. From a fans standpoint I’d like to see the better racing, which would come out of ORP. But also I want to see the underfunded teams make a few extra dollars to help them out. Definately a catch-22.

George
07/14/2011 02:30 PM
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I found em… I’ll leave it yourself to do some research, but they’re out there. Gross. I’m totally dis…gus.. flips browser pages

The Mad Man
07/14/2011 06:25 PM
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Just think. Instead of just one lame race at IMS we’ll now have to suffer through several of them, including the already boring, nearly spec car, Grand Am Series owned by none other than the same family who brought you the other spec car series more commonly known as Sprint and Nationwide Series. Wow. An entire weekend of spec cars driving around a boring track. If that doesn’t cure insomnia in America I don’t know what will.

As to Paige Duke thing, big deal. There are more obscene things heard on the team radios each weekend which are nearly as graphic as her nudie pics. Not to mention the obscene things that have turned NASCAR into the laughing stock of the racing community by the “brilliant” minds in Daytona Beach.

Bill B
07/14/2011 09:06 PM
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Looks like Paige isn’t much of a housekeeper but has impeccable hygiene.
Google,,, making sure no one can outlive their mistakes.

brian p
07/14/2011 09:39 PM
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As for Miss Duke, give the girl a break, I was 18 once, ben a while. I did a lot of stupid things as I’m sure most of us did, still do a few decades later. Hate she got fired, seems like a pretty smart young lady, just made a mistake a few years ago. And by the way, she is pretty damn hot.

 

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