The Frontstretch: Top Ten NASCAR Causes of Tuesday’s Earthquake by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday August 24, 2011

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Top Ten NASCAR Causes of Tuesday’s Earthquake

Jeff Meyer · Wednesday August 24, 2011

 

Could Kyle Busch have been one of the things that triggered Tuesday’s east coast earthquake?

10. Michigan TV race ratings reportedly up – another sign of the end times.

9. Judge’s gavel after sentencing Kyle Busch to lose his license for 45 days (or so it seemed, to Kyle’s lawyer).

8. Mother Nature’s reaction to a Camry becoming the pace car for the Daytona 500.

7. Is Jack Roush flying again? (What? Too soon?)

6. God does have a sense of humor and sometimes just likes to watch his little “ants” scatter.

5. NASCAR Hall of Fame’s fiscal bottom line.

4. Tony Stewart’s ego falling after the Michigan race.

3. “The Rock” rehearsing its announcement it’ll return as a NASCAR venue.

2. A PR stunt by Danica Patrick’s agent showing what she’s gonna do to NASCAR.

1. The beginning of the much-hyped, but little believed “dominoes starting to fall” in Silly Season now that Carl Edwards has re-signed with Roush.

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old farmer
08/24/2011 12:17 PM
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Once again, nothing funny here.

Find a comedian to write this stuff, or give it up, please.

John Potts
08/24/2011 12:51 PM
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Actually, guys, the President has announced that the quake occured along an obscure and little-known crack in the earth called “Bush’s Fault.”

Johnboy60
08/24/2011 01:12 PM
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LMAO!!…John you ARE the man!! I new they would find a way to blame him!!

doug from eastern NC
08/24/2011 03:15 PM
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LOL John can i use that. Too late i already did.

old farmer
08/24/2011 05:08 PM
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John Potts—that was funny.

Maybe Meyer should turn his column over to you.

Joe--
08/24/2011 11:26 PM
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After spending years in the aviation business, number 7 was damn funny.

 

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