The Frontstretch: Top Ten Possible Sponsors for RWI and Steven Wallace in 2012 by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday October 5, 2011

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Top Ten Possible Sponsors for RWI and Steven Wallace in 2012

Jeff Meyer · Wednesday October 5, 2011

 

For someone whose sponsor is leaving after the season, Steven Wallace certainly seems rather chipper these days. Guess he’s addicted to that new, Two-And-A-Half-Hour Energy on the market…

10. Two-And-A-Half-Hour Energy Drink for half the year. That’s pretty much all they can afford for a guy like Steven.

9. Fifty Cent Colonel, a halfly-owned subsidiary of Dollar General.

8. The Crash Test Dummies’ latest album.

7. Rogaine, for all the hair that needs regrowing once his competitors get the shaft in a few more “I didn’t mean to do it” wrecks.

6. Beano. (Not to be used at “fuel mileage” tracks!)

5. The law firm of Winken, Blinken & Nod.

4. Here’s an idea… take Steven out and put Reed Sorenson in the car.

3. Let Dad Rusty pay the bills. Oh, wait, he already is… no wonder Steven still has a job!

2. The Nationwide Series (along with a dozen other cars). That way, they’ll actually have a division left to sponsor in 2012.

1. Danica Patrick. Hey, she needs someone to still get mad at every week!

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The Mad Man
10/06/2011 09:55 AM
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Crash Test Dummies? LMAO Good one Jeff.

 

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