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Jeff Meyer · Wednesday March 21, 2012
10. Denver Broncos’ management has more money than brains. Then, after a few minutes he actually remembered what sport he was supposed to be working on!
9. Rescinded the penalty of “quality time with significant other” for Chad Knaus.
8. Determined that yes, a wing on the back of a car helps force it airborne when going backwards. There’s no way NASCAR should try that… oh wait…
7. Officially ruled that any Waltrip in a broadcast booth can be very annoying.
6. O.J. did it.
5. Yeah, Jeremy Mayfield is pretty much guilty, too.
4. Daytona to Phoenix to Las Vegas to Bristol to Fontana really is a pretty stupid schedule setup.
3. In the real world, Jeff Gordon would have at least five championships and Jimmie wouldn’t.
2. Miss Terri DeBris holds the record for attending the most ever NASCAR races.
1. Said Jimmie Johnson doesn’t actually have to “work” to make the Chase after all.
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I hope you didn’t get paid for this!
Number 3 is SPOT ON.
Sometimes you come up with a gem and no. 3 is it. No. 4 is right too, but nobody said NASCAR’s scheduler had any idea how to make one up.
jmoney is right-on. I’m not sure anything in this column has ever been humorous.
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