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Jeff Meyer · Wednesday May 16, 2012
10. He was still upset Newt Gingrich dropped out of the Presidential race.
9. Confused Ryan Newman with that Lexus one of his Penske engineers used to drive. Just wanted to come by and say “hello.”
8. Been hanging out at Jeremy Mayfield’s place a lot lately… oh that’s right, Jeremy doesn’t have a place anymore.
7. His momma always said, ‘Stupid is as a Busch does.’
6. He’s gotta do something to get some of the limelight back on him.
5. Hasn’t been… well, you know, since his wife left him.
4. This whole ‘being a has been’ is still new and frustrating to him.
3. Ain’t got no sponsors so he figured “hey, one less person calling for my head.”
2. He was celebrating Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage.
1. There is no excuse!. Kurt, you ain’t no Charlie Sheen!
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