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Jeff Meyer · Wednesday August 29, 2012
10. Originally, he wanted to throw a contract offer his way but now is glad he didn’t.
9. A piece of ‘mystery debris’ but, as is the bane of the networks, was unable to find any.
8. An invitation to a ‘after race party’.
7. A giant turkey leg like the one he had in his car but he’d be damned if he was gonna throw his own!
6. Hang out on the track and throw a few safety workers’ helmets as well.
5. A knuckle sandwich.
4. Just an example of what his employee, Danica was gonna do later in the race.
3. A one fingered salute with both hands but alas, his hands were full of helmet.
2. The beer can that had been rolling around for about a half hour between turns 1 and 2 before officials finally noticed it.
1. Some hot lead but realized too late that he had forgotten to fill out the Tennessee forms for a ‘temporary permit to carry!
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Things are never dull when Tony thinks he has been wronged. GO SMOKE!!!
And yesterday we were promised a good one this week.
Still waiting on it— this obviously wasn’t it.
+1 on #9
Damn, I hate to admit it but I’ll have to side with Old farmer today.
Attn. Frontstretch Staff: Do not attempt to write a “top ten” again. This is Meyers domain
‘Freakin’ Mr. Perfect Johnson did get thrown into traffic, just a mere week later by the 22 Car Driver.
Think that Speed Center mic holding doing pretty good replacement (for a drug relieved Dinger), driver reads the FS? I’m sure he does. Follows orders well too. i’d watch out though at Richmond, I hear Freakin’ Mr. Perfect is taking lessons from Danica. “Into the wall w/ the 22! @ Richmond”
That Top 10 was great.
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