The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Slightly More Useless Than The Chase…According to the Fans! by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday September 12, 2012

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Jimmie Johnson’s beard…or these fugly sunglasses.

10. A knife at a gun fight.

9. Teats on a boar.

8. According to ‘old farmer’, most of my Top Ten lists.

7. A yo-yo for a midget.

6. A mustache on Jeff Gordon.

5. Touchless soap dispensers.

4. Politicians.

3. Buying sunscreen for ‘Tan Mom’.

2. A football scholarship to Penn State.

1. The NASCAR rulebook at Hendrick Motorsports.

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Sherri T
09/12/2012 10:09 AM
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My faves are 10, 7, 6, 4 and 2! and ‘old farmer’ is just an ‘old farmer’ so consider the source!

Lydia
09/12/2012 10:57 AM
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I would add
11. Kyle Busch’s unbelievable talent.
12. Being second at the end of The Chase.
13. Kurt Busch’s unbelievable talent.
14. My opinion!

Old farmer
09/12/2012 11:00 AM
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Thanks for the mention, Jeff.

Even w/o # 8, I deem this list as the best you have ever done. I thoroughly enjoyed it, especially # 1.

For a welcome change, well done!

HankZ
09/12/2012 11:56 AM
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Glasses for Petrie and Jarrett.

A book without pictures for DW.

A heterosexual female for Micheal Waltrip.

Punctuation For Dummies for Rusty.

Turrets medicine for Mike Joy.

A weight scale for Smoke.

Taxidermy for the Newmans.

A parka for Danica.

A dribble bucket for Laguano.

Smarts for the ‘Dinger.

A whole day without hearing from anti-Hendrick fans.

A single decision from Bruton Smith.

The truth from Nascar.

An empty bottle for BZF.

Etiquette reading for standing at attention during the singing of the Star Spangled Banner for Childress, family and team.

Longtimer
09/12/2012 04:04 PM
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It seems that all of the Frontstreach reporters are the most negetive reporter in all of racing. It makes no difference what the subject is its always negetive reporting.If you people were real race fans you would report on the sport as it is and not just only the negetive side. Why dont you ga to a race every now and then and interview some drivers and crew chiefs and write sone real articels.

Andy D
09/12/2012 08:20 PM
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I’ll bet Danica can grow more hair on her back than Jeff can on his upper lip.

We’re going to need pictures for proof though.

Don
09/13/2012 04:36 AM
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A ten gallon hat on the Dillon kid.

Upstate24fan
09/13/2012 01:08 PM
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A phantom debris caution. That’s all the Chase is anyway. A debris caution after 26 races to “spice up” the end of the season.

 

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