The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Darian Grubb Was Hiding On His Computer Screen by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday September 26, 2012

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Top Ten Things Darian Grubb Was Hiding On His Computer Screen

Jeff Meyer · Wednesday September 26, 2012


Editors’ note: Huston Ladner and S.D. Grady are credited with an assist as they also contributed to this week’s Top 10!

Researching methods of removing the competition’s rally beard in his sleep.

10. Was updating his account on

9. One word…Farmville!

8. Was hiding the fact that he was placing a Subway order online.

7. Arguing with FedEx customer service over seemingly high shipping prices on a package he recently sent.

6. An awesome porn site that, due to some malicious virus, keeps popping up on his screen without warning.

5. Checking to see if his NFL teams were making their spreads for him this week.

4. Keeping abreast politically with an online donation to Obama, just to piss Brian France off.

3. Obscenely doctoring photos of Chad Knaus with Photoshop.

2. Nothing really; it was just a natural reflex he does when his significant other walks in unannounced.

1. He was actually the official ‘replay man in the booth’ for the NFL games that were on at that time.

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