The Frontstretch: Top Ten Tests Dale Jr. Had To Pass To Be Cleared To Drive Again by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday October 24, 2012

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Top Ten Tests Dale Jr. Had To Pass To Be Cleared To Drive Again

Jeff Meyer · Wednesday October 24, 2012

 

Had to stare at this for a full five minutes without getting a headache.

10. Remember the last time he won a race.

9. Write a letter of apology (in crayon) to Brian France for forcing this issue.

8. Remember which side of the car to crawl into.

7. Buy Dr. Jerry Petty a very expensive dinner.

6. Admit that, hey, maybe these headaches have something to do with all these AMP Energy drinks he’s been downing.

5. Make sense of a Brian France press release (an unfair test, really, as no one else has been able to do it yet, either).

4. Sent into a store to buy jeans and come out with the proper brand.

3. Find where Regan Smith hid the steering wheel to the No. 88.

2. Pass Danica Patrick on the racetrack without hitting her or getting spun.

1. Spell koncu…concushu…conkuss… head injury!

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Tim
10/24/2012 10:09 AM
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Had to profess his love of plate racing and the Chase.

jo-jr
10/24/2012 02:26 PM
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what a stupid article to write! if that is the best you can come up with….lay down your pen!1

Earner
10/24/2012 03:16 PM
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Jo Jr …lighten up …& It’s not an article it’s Humour

fuzzy
10/24/2012 03:43 PM
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AWESOME !!!!!!!!!

Spencer E Lawton
10/24/2012 05:33 PM
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This is the stupidest thing in print the past 10 or more years and I am not a Jr fan.

Anne
10/24/2012 08:15 PM
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LOL. I can’t believe that some are mad at this article.

Proof that some people should not be allowed to vote. LOL.

Joe..
10/25/2012 02:49 PM
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Agree with Anne.

 

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