The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things That ALSO Dropped Out Of the Sky at Texas by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday November 7, 2012

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Top Ten Things That ALSO Dropped Out Of the Sky at Texas

Jeff Meyer · Wednesday November 7, 2012


The poor hapless duck that happened to be flying overhead when some genius gave the Bearded Wonder a pair of guns.

10. An errant pass thrown by Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo. How can a team with so much talent be so bad?!

9. A late-race case of the “whineys” from Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch over Brad Keselowski’s restarts.

8. A real sense of apathy by fans, as evidenced by the available seating in the stands.

7. Four cases of Miss Terri DeBris landing invisibly on the racetrack.

6. Overheard about the “all business” Chad Knaus: “He wouldn’t know a good time if fell out of the sky, landed on his face and started to wiggle!” No confirmation on whether it actually did or did not happen.

5. Multiple campaign flyers which promptly stuck to the grilles of the cars, causing them to overheat.

4. Denny Hamlin’s hopes of winning a championship.

3. An old toupee, thought to have been blown in from the winds of Superstorm Sandy. DNA tests have shown it to belong to Jimmy Spencer.

2. The TV ratings, which mysteriously had yet to be reported on as of Tuesday.

1. A full-time Cup ride for David Reutimann, starting now and into 2013!

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