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Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Tuesday February 20, 2007
10. No. 29: Kevin Harvick - A permanent smile impregnating the entire interior.
9. No. 5: Kyle Busch - A sense of denial and a brochure from a plastic surgeon.
8. No. 55: Michael Waltrip - A big dose of pride tucked under the seat.
7. No. 60: Boris Said - A quote.
6. No. 21: Ken Schrader - Several Little Debbie wrappers.
5. No. 13: Joe Nemechek - A sense of bitterness.
4. No. 20: Tony Stewart - A hastily scribbled note to… "â€¦invite Kurt Busch next time I go huntingâ€¦"
3. No. 38: David Gilliland - Disbelief and relief.
2. No. 07: Clint Bowyer - Grass, dirt andâ€¦oh!... That's not dog dooky. is it!!
1. No. 01: Mark Martin - "@#&* %$& NASCAR!" scrawled in both the dust on the dash and the white towel thrown in on the seat!
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Mr. Meyer, I like your web-site Frontstretch. I even like most of your articles. How-ever, I just do not see the humor of todays Top 10. Am I the only one, who just does’nt get it? I doubt that.
The foreign substance found in Michael Waltrip’s fuel was saki from Japan.
I heard the oil in Mikey’s manifold was Raw Fish oil
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