The Frontstretch: Top Ten Foreign Substances Found in Nextel Cup Cars During Postrace Inspection Sunday by Jeff Meyer -- Tuesday February 20, 2007

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Top Ten Foreign Substances Found in Nextel Cup Cars During Postrace Inspection Sunday

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Tuesday February 20, 2007

 

10. No. 29: Kevin Harvick - A permanent smile impregnating the entire interior.

9. No. 5: Kyle Busch - A sense of denial and a brochure from a plastic surgeon.

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Turns out Michael Waltrip had yet ANOTHER illegal item found on his car in Sunday's postrace...or so Jeff Meyer says.

8. No. 55: Michael Waltrip - A big dose of pride tucked under the seat.

7. No. 60: Boris Said - A quote.

6. No. 21: Ken Schrader - Several Little Debbie wrappers.

5. No. 13: Joe Nemechek - A sense of bitterness.

4. No. 20: Tony Stewart - A hastily scribbled note to… "…invite Kurt Busch next time I go hunting…"

3. No. 38: David Gilliland - Disbelief and relief.

2. No. 07: Clint Bowyer - Grass, dirt and…oh!... That's not dog dooky. is it!!

1. No. 01: Mark Martin - "@#&* %$& NASCAR!" scrawled in both the dust on the dash and the white towel thrown in on the seat!

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Russ Fitzerald
02/21/2007 10:19 AM
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Mr. Meyer, I like your web-site Frontstretch. I even like most of your articles. How-ever, I just do not see the humor of todays Top 10. Am I the only one, who just does’nt get it? I doubt that.

Mike
02/21/2007 05:46 PM
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The foreign substance found in Michael Waltrip’s fuel was saki from Japan.

Bill
02/25/2007 02:59 PM
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I heard the oil in Mikey’s manifold was Raw Fish oil

 

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