The Frontstretch: Top Ten Nice Things Tony Stewart Could Have Said About Goodyear by Jeff Meyer -- Tuesday March 13, 2007

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Top Ten Nice Things Tony Stewart Could Have Said About Goodyear

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Tuesday March 13, 2007

 

10. "They sure are round! These are some of the roundest tires I've ever raced on."

9. "As the ‘exclusive tire supplier of NASCAR' through 2012, at least the ‘company’ is viable."

8. "I thought they quit making bias-ply tires years ago!"

7. "At least NASCAR won't have to worry about teams soaking a ‘foreign substance' into these babies!"

6. "Goodyear should contract with De Beers. They could shape their diamonds with these things."

5. "Uhhhh…let's see. Did I mention how round they are?"

4. "Ya know that big tire that flattens Kasey Kahne's car in the commercial? Yep! That's a Goodyear!"

3. "Goodyear Product Development sure hit the nail on the head when they named these ‘racing slicks!'"

2. "I just heard that Goodyear won the contract to be ‘The exclusive tire supplier of Union Pacific.‘"

1. "THEY SUCK!"

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