The Frontstretch: Top Ten Things Brian France Found In His Easter Basket Sunday Morning by Jeff Meyer -- Wednesday April 11, 2007

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Top Ten Things Brian France Found In His Easter Basket Sunday Morning

Frontstretch Top Ten · Jeff Meyer · Wednesday April 11, 2007

 

10. A Rum and Coke.

9. A “Get off scot free” card from the Daytona Beach Police Department.

8. A piece of “mystery debris.”

7. A “Wish You Were Here!” card, written on legal paper from the lawyers of Kentucky Speedway.

6. A "Foggettaboutit" card from the citizens of Staten Island.

5. An autographed copy of “A Detailed Business Plan of How I Made Professional Wrestling the Respected Sport it is Today” by Vince McMahon.

4. A new cup holder for his Lexus.

3. An AT&T cell phone with the main ringtone of “You're So Vain” by Carly Simon.

2. Easter basket “straw” made from shredded leftover Fontana tickets.

1. A huge chocolate Finger from the State of Washington.

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